This Twitter page shares the most “insane internet headlines” and here are 99 of the best.

Every time I see a headline I think about what is true and what is not. Did a goat marry a boat after its owner was abducted by aliens? Sounds almost right. Will health care become free for everyone? Well, this is not true.

One place has compiled some of the best news headlines that make us wonder what kind of rocks actually float in space. “Insane Internet headlines.” Some are extremely funny, while others look incredibly silly. Still, they are always funny.

As always, upvote your favorites, leave a comment, and write your own crazy headline to see what it’s like. If you crave bored panda did you cover Link to another article. Let’s get started!

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